Step One: Find a field.
Step Two: Buy a ball
Step Three: Show them how the girls play in the USA.
Two of the three steps have been completed. I just bought my ball. The man at the counter asked if I was buying the ball for a friend. I smiled and said, "No, it's for me.".
Tomorrow I'm going to get up early and find that field that I found the other day and release some steam before I ace a final on el Gotico, Barroco, Romanico, & Renacimiento. Wish me luck!